Nightstalkers

Recruitment => Application => Topic started by: blake8705 on February 08, 2019, 06:36:40 PM

Title: Edri: ALL OF THEMWarrior
Post by: blake8705 on February 08, 2019, 06:36:40 PM
Character's Name: Edri
BTag: Pulsate#1432
Character's Level: 120
Class: Warrior
Usual Spec: ALL OF THEM
Normal Play Time:
All day every day  (Except weekends)
Age: 32
Previous Guild: Krayt
Reason you left previous guild:
My dad, Natedk, left for this guild. So did my brothers Baderi and Zqqka.

Tell us a bit about yourself:
Where to start? I guess we'll take it back to NINETEEN EIGHTEE MOTHER FUCKING SEVEN BABY.

*Year 1 (1987): The year of Edri. I was born. I tore into this world like a raging camel with no regrets.
*Year 2 (1988): I squandered enormous amount of formula and breast milk, laughing at all those less fortunate than me. My rampage was beginning.
*Year 3 (1989): Slight cocaine addiction, triumphed over it with great success however.
*Year 4 (1990): After recovering from my cocaine addiction with the support of my friend's over at Toddler's Anonymous, I set out to embark on a journey of day care and Pre-K.
*Year 5 (1991): Kicked out of Pre-K for assaulting the teacher (Never convicted in a court of law).
*Year 6 (1992): I enroll in a Kindergarten with military grade security.  I am released shortly after on good behavior (Read: Willing to improve!)
*Year 7 (1993): First year of school in the free world. Straight A average, the children with less than perfect grades disgust me. ALL of my colors remain inside the lines.
*Year 8 (1994): Kurt Cobain dies. Devastated, I spiral out of control, slamming cocktails of opioids. FUCK.
*Year 13 (1999?): I think its 1999. I come out of my opioid crisis alive. Kurt Cobain isn't coming back, but  I'm OK with that now. Time to get my shit together.
*Year 14 (2000): Thought the world was ending with Y2K. Killed a couple hookers after snorting some blow out of their assholes. First signs a hepatitis show shortly after. I really gotta get it together now.
*Year 15 (2001): I'm in the national honor's society, making ALL of the gains. Teachers love me. Parents no longer disown me. Life is good.
*Year 16 (2002): Got a job, bought my first car. Little partying, but nothing crazy. Feeling like a normal kid now.
*Year 17 (2003): Prepping for College. Start wondering if I missed a year of my life somehow. Shit happens when you party.
*Year 18 (2004): Accepted into Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Princeton. Decide they're all cucks and tell them to get fucked. I'm going to be a billionaire on my own accord.
*Year 19 (2005): Grabbed a copy of a game called WoW. Haven't been outside in months.
*Year 20 (2006): Mom won't bring me any more piss jugs. Insists I use the bathroom. Cunt.
*Year 21 (2007): Carpet has a strong urine stench. Its ok though, I got a realm first (world top 20) kill.
*Year 22 (2008): Break addiction to WoW. Join society again.
*Year 23 (2009): Break addiction to WoW. Join society again (minor relapse).
*Year 24 (2010): Bangin' bitches and fuckin hoes. Getting down with the get down. I'm fuckin lit.
*Year 25 (2011): Small stint in prison for a year. Got drunk and kicked a door in to steal Pringles (must've popped, couldn't stop).
*Year 26 (2012): No more drugs or alcohol, playing League of Legends. Am legit.
*Year 27 (2013): Had a one night stand, chick was hot but crazy. Fucked her real good. Got her pregnant. Had a condom on. Baffled. DNA test baby, its mine.
*Year 28 (2014): Landed a career in the oil field. Make more money than all of my friend's who went to college.  Laughing inside.  Kid is born. Life is good.
*Year 29 (2015): Promoted at work, marry another girl. She's a champ. Buy a house, living the American dream.
*Year 30 (2016): Right place at the right time, land another promotion. I'm supervising pulling units. I sit in my truck all day doing nothing. Boot up League.
*Year 31 (2017): Realized year 31 is supposed to be 2018. Regardless, I start playing BFA.
*Year 32 (2019): Been through a few guilds. Am the  best in the world. Pub stomping internet dragons like its my fucking job. I get paid to do it, literally. Meet Nate and the crew. Their guild sucks, we join another guild. That guild sucks, they join Nightstalkers. I sit on the wayside conflicted about not playing on the weekends. I apply anyways.

HERE WE  ARE BOYS.

Are you friends with anyone in Nightstalkers? If so, who and how do you know them?
NateDK:  Raided with him in the past. Try to teach him how to pull faster in M+ but he still blows large amount of cocks.

Zqqka: He regularly scuffs my keys.

Baderi: He isn't allowed in my keys.

Why do you want to become a member of Nightstalkers?
Well, I mean, I'm basically fucking amazing. There really isn't any other way to put it. I think the real question here is why do YOU want me to join Nightstalkers? I mean let's not beat around the fucking bush am I right? Hell yeah I'm right.

Any alts we can contact you on? No, just this sick ass Warrior.

Our raid times are Tues, Thurs, and Sun from 8:00PM - 12:00AM server. Are you able to make ALL of our raid times, every week?
No, I need you to reschedule your raid times to Tues, Thurs, Monday. Friday also works, I'm flexible as long as you're willing to fully accomidate my needs by forcing the rest of the guild to adjust for me.

Do you forsee any issues in the near future with attendance? Vacation? Moving? Etc? I play in my truck at work all day Mon-Fri. I'm always there.

WoW Armory Link: https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/character/emerald-dream/Edri

Link to a screenshot of your UI (during a raid, mid-fight preferred): https://imgur.com/a/LNcTwQI

WarcraftLogs (or other log parse) link for a recent raid: https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/us/emerald-dream/edri

Please take a moment to outline your rotation/priority. Be thorough and specific: Specifically?

I shield slam
I thunderclap
I revenge
I shield block whenever
I ignore pain whenever
I mash buttons when I panic
I go all out on trash parsing

As arms?
I mash buttons until execute phase
I mash execute.

What's the one misconception about your class that upsets you the most?
"All we bring is Battle Shout and it can be bought in the auction house"

Uh... no. I also bring thunderclap.

Summary of your raid experience (go as far back as you can):
Vanilla fucked around in MC.

Burning Crusade Realm first kill of Illidan. Also did SSC and the other one. Cleared Hyjal at some point.  Fucked around in Sunwell then quit.

Came back for WotLK. Killed Arthas pre-nerf (before that bitch buff, similar to what y'all used to get Cutting Edge last season).

Quit

Came back for BFA. Killed 3 bosses in Mythic Uldir. Carried super fucking hard.

Couldn't carry Vectis, despite doing a billion fucking damages.

Are you willing to respecc or sit out of a raid if a different class is needed? No? The fuck kinda question is this? I'M IN IT TO WIN IT BOYS.

Are you willing to download a few raid specific addons? Yeah I can do that.

Are you able to be in Discord for raids (Mic and the ability to talk is required)? Hell yeah!

Please list your computer's specs. CPU speed, video card, RAM, Wireless/Wired?, Cable/DSL?, and average in-game latency.
Brown spotted hamster of the North American Variety.

27 Teeth.

4 Years old.

Runs on a metallic wheel (not sure on the exact material).

Runs fast.

Is your computer in good working order? Any current issues with it? Please make this answer detailed and specific.
I have to clean the hair out occasionally, and he gets tired because of the second hand smoke, but otherwise its perfect.

Are you easily offended by adult language and conversation? Well, I mean, this is a really vague question. I'm not down with talking about murdering people if that's what you're asking. That's fucking sick dude.

Is there anything else you think we should know?
All you need to know is that I'm fuckin sick. Like to the core, just a royal bad ass. And you fuckin need me bro. You NEED me.
Title: Re: Edri: ALL OF THEMWarrior
Post by: Rz on February 08, 2019, 07:25:13 PM
This is the best app ever, strongly considering you based purely on year three of your life.